Crypto Trading Hamster Out Earns Warren Buffet Since Launch

A German Hamster named Mr Goxx has an automated crypto trading set-up based on his moves inside the hamster wheel, and the “buy or sell” tubes in his “office” (cage). He’s up 20% in just 3 months and on pace to beat all the main stock players, including Warren Buffet (00:34:14). This, and much more...

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